So you’ve written rare pair fic on AO3- how rare are we talking? Select how many fics are tagged for your rarest written pairing on AO3, and let’s see how rare your ship REALLY is.
2000+ (You are on a luxury cruise.)
1500-1999 (You’ve chartered a trip and drank margaritas on the deck.)
1000-1499 (You are fishing off the back hoping desperately for more.)
500-999 (Storms may pass but you are unsinkable.)
100-499 (There is no bond like that of you and the five others manning the ship)
50-99 (The ship left the dock without everyone on board and you cannot drive.)
10-49 (The only reason you’re alone on board is you’re the only one with taste.)
Less than 10 (I am the captain now.)
See ResultsReblog and put your rare pair in the tags/comments! I want to see the depths people will go to create, for the most random two characters in the most obscure media.
(I wrote 8 of them)
(…if we’re going with my real OT3, Ram/Tron/Yori, I wrote 5 of the 6.)
(…but the numbers are definitely inexact, because the oldest fics on AO3 are from before tagging pairings was common)