had a long-distance romance with no communication for a long time

have been in a fight in prison

could win an ultimate frisbee tournament

have a friend named something they’re not (like a dog named Cat but a person)

have an exclusive relationship with God (go to church when nobody else is there)

wear clothes that are both tight-fitting and complex-patterned

middle name is less than 3 letters long

really hate guys who think they can be leaders because they used to play chess

can ride a motorcycle

if a movie was made about you, you’d appear in it as a side character at most

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