nyancrimew:

“we’re all sort of making it up at the end of the day” is definitely one of those beautifully true and reusable quotes originating from a context you wouldn’t expect*

*trumps lawyer said this in court today when probed on what he is basing a legal assertion he made on

omg wtf

the only way this could possibly come in a worse context

is if, like

you were devoutly religious

and suddenly one day you met your god

who you’d spent your whole life believing in

trusting and worshiping and fighting in his name

and you asked him what his plan was

and he goes like

ALT

ALT

…ngl it IS still kinda hilarious tho