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just found out that giant squid meat is chock fucking full of ammonium ions to increase buoyancy so they would taste fucking disgusting if you tried to make calamari out of them. i mean i wasn’t planning on it but a girl can dream right? nobody talk to me

Hahaha

Don’t cry, Spock. Your blood tastes like copper, so you are the only character who can validly show up getting bitten in kinky fanfiction and having a “coppery” taste like I see it described all the time even for characters with clearly iron-based blood.

They stole it from you.

I remember. I remember all the old Kirk/Spock stories where the copper taste of your blood was clearly contrasted against the iron taste of Jim’s. Yeah, I also have no idea why fandom appropriated yours for the cliche trope and forgot about his. I’m sorry man. It’s not your fault.