ok I just got… extreme horny inspiration… for something that’s not a drawing or a story

and I really shouldn’t be starting new projects now but…

so.

I was getting frustrated by wanting to see more footage of Tron and his various partners (in my headcanon) being horny for each other

this time the expanded headcanon (because my brain’s being especially slutty)

so this would be a (F)lynn/Y(OR)i/(T)ron/(RA)m/Ala(N) project

(my infamous FORTRAN ship, if we’re doing portmanteau ship-names… or just F/A/R/T/Y if we’re going old school)

…

and… back in the early 00’s Star Trek fandom, one way we used to indulge this urge was to make music videos

take existing footage and cut up and rearrange it to make it look as horny as possible

and so I got an urge to do that

to make it look like Tron’s getting it on with all his counterparts

so

I could do a lot of things

BUT … in my supreme horniness of the present moment…, infused with a memory of a specific Kirk/Spock music video that used this song… I’m currently imagining Closer by NIN

I was plotting out lyrics and

the first part looks to me like

You (image of Flynn’s face) let me violate you
(touching him on the Solar Sailer)
You (image of Ram’s face) let me desecrate you
(Ram getting thrown into the rubble, Tron screaming NO)
You (image of Alan’s face) let me penetrate you
(I/O Tower, disc rising, beam extending into User world)
You (image of Yori’s face) let me complicate you
(circuit touching from deleted scene)

still trying to figure out the rest of it but
this part I got

You can have my isolation
(Tron in the cell with Ram)
You can have the hate that it brings
(Tron fighting in the Disc Games, then raising his disc)
(maybe superimpose on raising his disc to Alan?)
You can have my absence of faith
(Flynn’s revelation on the Solar Sailer. ‘stranger and stranger’)
You can have my everything
(Yori’s apartment)

there is a long instrumental part at the end

and

(insert multiple scenes of Tron into this part, spliced together with scenes of Flynn, Yori, Ram and Alan, to make it look like he’s either fucking them or really wants to)

(Yori: the scene where they embrace at the end, close-up of their hips coming together can be replayed and reversed to look like thrusts. Cut together with other footage like their kiss and the circuit-tracing from the deleted scene)

(Ram: The scene of Ram getting thrown down on the floor of the Recognizer can be cut to look like Tron’s doing it. Splice together with scenes of Tron’s face looking down in pleasure (energy pool scene?) and Ram’s face looking up with features twisted in extreme sensation (death scene?) and set the imagery to the rhythm of the soundtrack)

(Alan: scenes of Tron’s face straining in the lightbeam of the I/O Tower can easily be cut to look sexual. fit them together with repeated footage of the extending I/O Tower beam, and some sexy images of Alan from the apartment scene)

(Flynn: the solar sailer scene. Slow down all the imagery of Tron touching him and looking at him in adoration, remix it to follow the music and focus a lot on the part where Flynn’s circuits turn violet)

and I guess a bunch of that could be used in the “I wanna fuck you like an animal” part of the refrain…

with “you get me closer to God” being focused on Alan of course

…yeah. It WOULD take too long

probably just as Too Long as it took me to make the “I like big butts” video

which… WAS too long. I caused myself sciatic injury.

rrrgh. I need my body to heal.

this is incompatible with all my creative passions