Who would you rather spend your birthday with?
The ghost of your great great great grandmother
Four crows who are decent at Spanish
A lion (likes you a lot but might eat everyone else if you’re not careful)
Every single member of your extended family (24 hours, only bathroom breaks)
An elderly lady from rural Texas
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The crows would be by far the most fun, but the grandmother ghost would prove to me that there’s life after death… but the crows would prove that birds can learn to be actually conversant in human language! Omg which revelation would be more awesome??