lorkhansdick:

astercontrol:

marzipanandminutiae:

the Met Museum’s weirdly fetishizing description of that one gorgeous blue velvet Victorian cape squats in my mind without paying rent

this is the cape:


Pretty! Made by Emile Pingat! Very Gothic! love it.

this is part of the description:

 The rich color of the royal blue velvet is evocative of the original wearer who at that point in time would have been seen as a precious jewel who required continual attention and assistance. That perceived helplessness is also reflected in the cape’s lack of armholes, which would limit easy mobility.

…I. what.

I suspect it’s blue because she liked blue and commissioned it that way (or selected that one ready-made for the color). and, my guy, there is clearly a big front opening through which one can reach for things. would you say that about a men’s cape without armholes? they definitely existed, and plenty of women’s capes DID have them. how does this No Armholes For Female Helplessness theory play out in view of those facts?

I also suspect this person wrote that part of the description one-handed

same energy

plastic pitcher decorated with characters from TRON 1982 including the titular TRON lying on his side facing the viewer. caption says: ITEM. RARE Tron Coca Cola Plastic Pitcher Promotional Item For 1982 TRON MovieALT
Text from the auction website: Souvenirs are always fun, but this Coca-Cola promotional pitcher ups the ante by showcasing the sexual prowess of a unitard-clad Bruce Boxleitner. From the "come hither" stare in his eyes to the seductive pose.A unique and rare find for the collector.ALT


source: https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/tron-coca-cola-plastic-pitcher-407336860

No they’re right about that one

…true