It’s important to drink a lot of fluids when you’re sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.
I learned recently that mucus basically traps the viruses and expels them from your body which is why your body makes SO MUCH of it so now I just imagine drinking liquids as hiring a bunch of goons to take out the thrash y'see nyeehh see we taking back the streets from the bowler hat boys flush em out real good
Perhaps there are many problems which could be solved if you just made enough mucus
Reblog if you are solving problems by generating enough mucus
Among the many ways viruses are like vampires
-act alive but not technically alive (undead!)
- parasitically prey on the living
- change you into more of them (only tiny pieces of you at a time, but still)
