we haven’t had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn’t happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can’t fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy
THIS IS WHY we need a resurgence of… weird nerds getting horny off artificial beings doing stuff like touching each other’s circuits
your move, Tumblr… that was from a 1982 disney movie… how exactly are you gonna call it porn, lol
(still gets me off)
(Tron still couldn’t be a true Tumblr sexyman tho because he’s too conventionally attractive. Nor could Ram probably. They are my obsessions and I will always love ‘em… but if you want the legendary Tumblr-Sexyman type of obsession, just put this kind of circuit-touching onto, like… Tesler or something)