i mean i don’t always wanna fuck you like an animal. sometimes i’d rather fuck you like a plant. one of us gets off alone, and hopes that the wind or some bugs or something carry a little bit of it to the other. if we happen to conceive any embryos together we toss them out and hope that by similar methods they get someplace they can grow up. after breeding season is over we both shed our genitals and then we just chill and focus on getting enough water and sunlight the rest of the year