crystal-mouse:

marlinspirkhall:

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caveleaf:

homunculus-argument:

Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It’s not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

it’s not THAT outdated

[id: three results from a tumblr shitpost generator. 1: “‘unleash the crabs!’ i bellow. thousands of crabs scurry in and kinkshame america.” 2. “me: harm taylor swift.” 3: “excuse me but to be truly trans you have to fight and win against genders.” /end id]

You may say I'm a dreamer... But I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll check out reaganALT

I kid you not, the first one I got was about worms 😭😭 do they know about the wormverse??? 🐛🐛

“whenever i play the sims i manipulate 20 eagles” ok Prometheus simulator 2024