let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
hot funny spell cook.
driving is evil & glad I can’t.
math is good & wish I was better at it (I do understand a lot of the underlying ideas but I suck at keeping track of variables and getting anywhere near the right answer)
dancing is neutral & technically i can but not in any way that follows Rules. i can move my body but if you try and dance with me i will step on you and knock you over
when Vulcans in Star Trek say they are “incapable of lying” i feel like their usage of can’t is the same as my usage when i say i can’t dance. they can technically go through the motions but they are very very very unsuccessful at it
come to think of it i “can’t lie” in that sense too