me:

pattern recognizer brain: “hey hey look”

me:

pattern recognizer brain: “you can’t spell Tracfone”

“without Tron”

me: …is this supposed to be relevant to anything?

pattern recognizer brain: MULTIPLE PATTERNS RECOGNIZED! MULTIPLE CONNECTIONS! EVEN HAS A 1982-STYLE DISC IN IT!

me: …sigh. good program. (pats its stupid little pattern recognition head) now we are going to sleep