For fear of the prudes and religious…
and the censors so grim and litigious…
They attempted to quell
that most glorious swell
…of britches too small for their Bridges.
…! The legends were true after all!
“he was packing too many gigaflops” …rofl
…still wondering what zip file did they use on poor Clu, he didn’t get a toga…
(goes looking for that video clip of his weird high pitched scream)