the mental image of this guy selling stock as the plane is depressurising around him is irresistible to me
I don’t think this would be illegal. Insider trading requires nonpublic knowledge from inside the company. Airplane door blowing off? Not nonpublic, not insider knowledge. You’re just fast.
Correct. You’re not an insider to the company although you are (and hopefully remain) an insider to the plane, and you’re not receiving any material non-public info as plane crashes are VERY public events. You’re in the clear for buying puts while your plane goes down. I’m sure your next of kin will appreciate your priorities.
This guy is selling stock as the plane is plummeting out of the air at terminal velocity, while the person next to him is leaving a scathing 1 star review. The person behind them is doing a pov tiktok calling out the company. Boeing is fucking finished
Romulans have always had many equivalents of the Kobayashi Maru, all of which teach the lesson “If both your original objective and your survival become impossible, your new objective is maximum sabotage of your enemy” and this is one of them
