“Biblically accurate” sometimes gets used as a general adjective meaning eldritch horror, because of some of the Bible’s descriptions of angels…of course not all angels are described in the Bible as fiery balls of eyes and wings, but that’s the uncanny alien feeling that carries over when we see someone online talk about a “biblically accurate gaming setup” or “biblically accurate spreadsheet” or whatever, even if there is no canonical biblical description of any such thing


But I propose using this terminology to refer to other specific Biblical descriptions… that are perhaps equally unsettling, if taken “literally” as some people like to


Biblically accurate circle where pi equals exactly three (1 Kings, “ten cubits from brim to brim, circular in form, and its height was five cubits, and thirty cubits in circumference”)

Biblically accurate girlfriend eye sockets that are literally pigeonholes (Song of Solomon, “your eyes are doves”)