astercontrol:

“God does not play dice” - Einstein

“The straight line is godless” - Hundertwasser

My fluorite D8, pyrite D6 and garnet D12: you two better roll for initiative

…Obligatory disclaimer: this is a joke

Finding a garnet in perfectly D12 shape would be very very unlikely, although the others would be pretty easy

Also

- I know Einstein’s quote may be misinterpreted, and even if not, it was any rational mind’s response to quantum physics because if God does do that shit he’s unhinged

- I like Hundertwasser and not only was he mostly right about straight lines, but he could beat Einstein in any magic battle where your element and your skill level are determined by the meaning of your surname