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this is the single worst way i’ve ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
Never apologize for your “cringe” fanfic sex scenes again
Not ever. 🤣
this is the single worst way i’ve ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
Never apologize for your “cringe” fanfic sex scenes again
Not ever. 🤣
“so, if you were to use the idiom the little death in a fictional scene, what would you be referring to”
“FEAR THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION”
“um…. okay….. moving on. suppose you write about a male character becoming aroused. What idioms could you use for that?”
“BEEFSWELLING”
“…you know…. I kind of think the only sexual figure of speech that should ever be used in connection with your work is WHAT THE FUCK”