I love the genre of post like “I am just a kitten, why are they asking me to do customer service”
But sadly, it doesn’t work with my combination of alterhuman identity and job
“I’m just a computer, why are they asking me to do math? …ah shit.”
I am a handheld console, no a tamagotchi even, why are they making me do taxes???
i am a fae creature, so why are they expecting me to follow rules made for humans???
im a slime.. i am escaping by oozing through the air vents
I’m just a compound interest program. I work at a savings and loan, I can’t play these video games!