“Do you have any idea who you are talking to?”, the villain asked you. Since you have never seen them before and just stumbled into their lair on accident you choose to answer truthfully.
“I was talking to the virtual assistant on my phone,” I say, truthfully. “It seems to have given me very, very bad directions.”
“Oh?” The villain’s eyes light up. “Same as my own villain origin story! Finally, I have a henchman… and together, we shall wreak revenge.”