prokopetz:

I appreciate how humans have little phenotypic variation compared to most other animals, with the vast majority of people’s relative bodily proportions (i.e., the sizes of their body parts relative to each other) falling into a very narrow range, and then breasts and penises have no standard sizes at all. Absolutely no consistent, sensible, or even predictable relationship between the size of the dick or boob and the size of the person it’s attached to – straight up clown anatomy.

vaguely reminds me of the idea that the flowers (a plant’s reproductive organs) are the most distinctive part of the plant and the most reliably used to identify the species, because other parts (roots, stems, leaves) will convergently evolve the same shapes because those are just useful shapes that work well, but with flowers all fucking bets are OFF