“greetings program! I’m Tron, the head of the security suite here! Been in the Encom system since the 80’s, although I’ve been upgraded many many times since the original copy… so, as the senior expert on security here, I’m supposed to give you some training to prepare for your upcoming career as the Most Secure Operating System.”

“…dude. can we please skip it. you trained my older siblings last year and the year before that and the year before that. I am exactly the same except for the 12 on the box.”