Your legally married spouse is the one person in the world that you get to choose, who doesn’t have to witness against you in court. So if you’re thinking of marrying someone, consider these two questions:
- Do I trust that this person would 100% help me hide a body, no questions asked?
- Do I trust this person enough that if they asked for my help to hide a body, I wouldn’t hesitate?
If you live in Arkansas, you get as many accomplices as you want who can’t testify against you in court…. as long as they’re atheists.