Such a power move, get invited to the Ugly Christmas Sweater party and show up naked
“my naked body counts as an Ugly Sweater because 1. It is ugly and 2. It sweats” is better than any other topic I’ve ever argued about at a holiday party so let’s go
(obligatory disclaimer: I am not certain of winning this argument. my naked body does sweat, but I have not had any one call it ugly. The challenge, however, would be for guests at this party to argue in favor of the attractiveness of my nude form while also arguing against my right to display it as a tacky holiday decoration. This will be a nuanced debate and I will liveblog it if it ever actually happens)
