A glass of soda from a vending machine (USSR, 1966)
“what’s BOдA”
“BOдA Deez Nuts”
“…*sigh* that would make some phonetic sense if it were a thorn or an eth. But that’s a Cyrillic D, and I think it’s pronounced VODA and means water”
“oh … then what the hell is a Cyrillic K, if it changes water into vodka”