Holy shit someone really tried to assassinate the annoying orange

This is driving me crazy because just a couple days ago I had a hilariously weirdly specific dream about him dying– unlike my usual dreams, not vague and completely incoherent but the sort of dream where telling someone you dreamt it is an actually funny story – and I remember I thought about writing it down and posting about it, but for some reason I didn’t?? And now I can’t remember any of the details of it! Damn it.