Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications
Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos
Level 5: Porn with math
horny actuary nerds assemble
#5 is a place my mind actually went, in response to the fic that got me into TRON (Kesomon’s “Overcharged”)
it’s actually a very logical extrapolation:
canon says “ram is an actuary program who was forced to fight as a gladiator”
overcharged says “therefore he’s got some features irrelevant to his current job and they’re going unused… therefore he’s built some pent-up energy for them that he needs to release… let’s have him get circuit-stimulated to the point of overload about it”
my brain then went “ok but since his unused features are actuarial… how bout if we let him get all overcharged and then make him do our taxes and insurance til he gets off on it”
(the whole time ram is just sitting there like. “um. well. however i can help, i guess?”)
