madphantom:

motherfuckingnazgul:

madphantom:

I met a girl in camp once who was wearing very fancy blue socks with red octopuses on them that matched her curly red hair, so I complimented her outfit and she was like “hold the fuck on” and proceeded to roll up her pant leg and show me that she had a massive matching octopus TATTOO on her leg and then I asked her what she did for a living and she said she’s a marine biologist and I was sitting there like. Of fucking course you are

i feel like i disappoint so many people who see my cool octopus tattoo and i have to tell them i’m a classicist

like yeah sorry i don’t know anything about octopi/octopuses/octopodes! i just like mycenaean pottery!

I just misread classicist as classist and was very confused what octopod tattoos have to do with class based discrimination 😭

I mean