So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.
Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.
I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.
HOMEWRECKER
get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall
She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had
And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.
This reminds me of my cousin’s dog who is very huge and anxious and neurotic and … according to my cousin, has pulled entire outfits onto the floor and arranged them in the shape of a person wearing them
this appears to be a thing he does in anxiety when left home alone too long. Cousin says he would not have believed a dog would do this if he’d not seen it himself. I barely believe it even on my cousin’s word… but I know animals have done weirder stuff.
