you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since
who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x
Egon from The Real Ghostbusters
Which explains basically everything tbh
I’ve had three
1. Spock (TOS). nerdy emotionally repressed alien genius who looks down on normal humans and their feelings. nevertheless is passionately loved by the humans around him, to the point that they bring him back to life when he dies
2. Ten (Doctor Who). nerdy alien genius who is wildly emotionally expressive and LOVES humans and waxes poetic about how much he loves and admires them but also mocks them just as much. Also passionately loved by the humans around him, but does not need them to resurrect him when he dies because he does that himself
3. Ram (Tron). nerdy sentient computer program. math geek who’s also athletic and a good fighter but is 100% the devoted sidekick character with few lines and we get practically nothing about his own life. Worships humans as gods. Liked well enough by those around him that they seem sad when he dies, but they move on from him really fast. Death happens halfway into the movie and no one brings up possibility of resurrection even though he’s a computer program and someone probably has a backup and the data probably hasn’t even been overwritten yet.
I don’t want to think about the RAMifications of this for my own life thank you. Shut up