when I run for office I will be 100% clear, transparent and consistent about whether i have fucked a couch. i will even post video if the american people want it
the Sex Party will ultimately triumph, because we’ll all realize how “no” isn’t an acceptable answer to these interview questions, due to the impossibility of proving its truth with video evidence
donate to my campaign fund, on onlyfans [whatever site i eventually find that doesn’t suck as much as onlyfans]
