the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.
![[Image ID: the words "floater shorthand divination" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo. /. End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cf889b5d56c5b80ee248f3749f0ff824/8623620602599457-fb/s640x960/ccfa6299b03050a94eb14e38f17e32418daa3194.png)
ALT🎶Squiggle with a portent! Omen power!🎵