there’s a lot to dislike about JD Vance but at the same time it’s kinda hilarious that his big scandal’s been over whether or not he wrote an anecdote in his memoir about having sex with his mom’s couch (he didn’t). like, this isn’t even a “Kristi Noem shot a puppy in the head” story because she actually did that. Vance didn’t actually screw that sofa. he didn’t make love to that loveseat. the man just wants to get the conversation back to his own interests (sucking up to a guy he once called “America’s Hitler”) but everybody just wants to ask him about whether or not he really pushed those cushions
even if he did coucher avec that couch, it’s a victimless not-even-crime lmao