(Something Old)

DUMONT: We are gathered here today to witness the pairing of three compatible programs. By the power vested in me as Tower Guardian, way back in the ancient times, back when the MCP was just a chess program, I call upon the Users Above…

THE DIVINE VOICE OF ALAN: is this thing on? Compile! Lora, you did see me type the ‘compile’ command didn’t you

YORI: pfffff…. are you really sure you wanted him giving you away at the ceremony?

TRON: HEY. he’s the only user I have. Show some respect.

(Something New)

YORI: Tron you are such an innocent naive little User’s boy. he was not kidding when he said he was “working on” you and you’re “almost ready”

TRON: hey, at least my User is mature. At least his friends aren’t all 14 years old

YORI: …what does that mean. What are “years”

TRON: I don’t KNOW it’s something I saw in an email that came through a connection I monitor, OKAY. It was from Alan-1 to the new CEO so I trust it

DUMONT: AS I WAS SAYING. we are gathered here today for the joining in holy software compatibility. Of the programs Tron and Yori and Ram–

(Something Borrowed)

TRON: … technically stolen. Technically

RAM: …hey. Is software piracy ever really theft? It’s copy-paste. The insurance company still has my original. they don’t even know I’m gone. Victimless crime

TRON: …. I will override my security program instincts just for you. As always. Because I–

DUMONT: your compilation is complete. While you were bantering like a bunch of little betas, you just got pronounced Software Suite. You may kiss the–

(Something Blue…?)

DUMONT: hey. HEY. YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE HOLY USERS. keep those circuits the right color

THE ENTHUSIASTICALLY KISSING NEWLYWEDS: oops