oh god im so sorry. what was i even thinking. why do i always do this. grrr. you probably hate me now. i think i need to take a long break from social media to think abt what ive done. im so sorry
kids, the moral of the story here is that you should never send ballistic missiles to explode someone’s food never ever
*slinks away sadly with my anti-food-icbm launch codes in hand, a single tear on my cheek*
That was not a ballistic missile that was the chickenxulub meteor
