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erikahammerschmidt:

erikahammerschmidt:

erikahammerschmidt:

reblogging this because I found its soulmate & now they gotta be together at the top of my timeline

REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOW “GETTING RAMMED IN THE ODYSSEY” IS A WOLVERINE AND DEADPOOL THING

(original totally sfw source of this whole stupid idea https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EsRGbN2cQY)

(rest in regenerating immortality, wolverine deadpool and also odo. you would all be the worst threesome evar)

reblogging because yes

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shipping the car-ship

burn through the starship

and ram in the back of my ODYSSEY

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also contrary to expectations in regard to my tron shipper status. i am not getting “rammed” in any car. i take public transit. i get railed

Additionally

In case there weren’t enough dirty puns in this reality warping density of dirty puns here

I urge you to look into the meaning of the name Odyssey.

story of Odysseus, whose name means “nobody”

and then make the small cognitive jump from “nobody” to “nothing”

and then look into what “nothing” means as a dirty pun

(specific context of interest: Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing)

yep

It’s all pussy, all the way down