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*leaning conspiratorially over the table in the DC steakhouse* Hey isn’t that the weird bug who’s in charge of the nighttime? And who’s he with? That is NOT his wife.

Once again all the people making corny “tHEy’Re pOLy” jokes on this post are such fucking innocent little god damn babies. The weird bug is NOT poly he is cheating on his cancer stricken wife Newt Gingrich style.

he’s a roly poly