Things I have had characters say during sex in fanfiction

(I swear they all made perfect sense in context)

“What’s a parrot?”

“You just assigned each piece a number and followed a sequence from pi! You didn’t even start more than twenty digits in!”

“Steroids can make you stronger, asteroids can kill you”

“Alan-yes”

“I mean, if you want integer overflow…”

“Oh, ye of annoyingly great and powerful faith.”

“For decimal. Then, these plus th-the other six– for hexadecimal–”

…Edit: Went back and checked and yeah, the dialogue during sexytimes was never nearly this fun before I started writing Tron fic.

My Kirk/Spock and other older stories are weird as fuck, but this fandom is on another level. I do not regret being here.