charlesoberonn:

Ancient Philosopher: I believe my philosophy provides a practical framework for virtuous living.

Modern Philosopher: Okay but what would you do if *the most horrifying thought experiment you’ve ever heard*

Ancient Philosopher: What the fuck is wrong with you?

modern philosophers: “this horrifying thought experiment actually happens all the time IRL in the year i live in, we just think the IRL versions of it are normal”

ancient philosophers: “oh wow now that i think of it that’s actually true even worse for the year i live in”

both: “…wow the world really does suck huh”