8/8 is an interesting day numerically because you know all the Nazis obsessed with the number 88 would wanna make it into a holiday.
And we’d have to do something legendarily weird to get it back from them
(like how the power of weed has finally managed to make a fair chunk of people forget whose birthday 4/20 was)
This is why 8/8 already being both International Female Orgasm Day and Vore Day is so epic
…One way or another we getting eaten
On another note, much more Tron-related:
8 is also a very significant number to programs (as well as Bits and Bytes)
So here’s a celebratory drabble about… program orgasms, and the evil dictators who don’t like them.
So Much For Logic
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The voice of the Master Control Program resonates through the dim red light.
“When Tron is tortured, he never screams.”
Ram bites his lip, silent as he’s affixed to the wall.
“Perhaps he’ll feel differently about it being done to you.”
Energy activates, low at first.
“I prefer,” MCP continues, “when programs scream. It makes more logical sense.”
The power builds, pain buzzing hard into Ram’s code.
Ram is a calculator. If pain is negative, pleasure positive– simply calculate absolute value.
On a command from above, the pain rises a hundredfold.
Ram screams.
…Not the kind of scream MCP wanted.
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(edit: I wrote this somewhere where I couldn’t check word count, and it turned out to be 67 words, not 100 like a proper drabble. Have revised it to fix this. Because I’m also a fkin’ calculator, apparently.)