lindleland:

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

my favorite part of this post is the implication that OP is not in fact stuck in the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic, but in something else that they decided to try because it reminded them of the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic