what-would-your-blorbo-do:

What would your Blorbo do if they were in Jack’s position in Titanic where their ship sunk and their partner was using a door as a raft, but they were freezing to death in the water?

They would climb on the door/raft and stay there with their partner

They would climb on the door/raft and push their partner into the water

They would stay in the water and freeze to death

They would be completely fine in the freezing water

They would survive in the freezing water. They wouldn’t be fine, but they’d live

They would find something else/another raft to climb onto

Something else (feel free to elaborate)

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I don’t know enough about the Sea of Simulation, its temperature, and its buoyancy physics to speculate too hard

Ram totally would give up his own life to save his partner(s) because that’s what he’s like. But only if there was no other option. So we gotta speculate on

1. whether the sea of simulation is actually dangerous for programs to stay in too long

2. How big the flotation device is, what sort of material it is made of, and how much of its buoyancy is already used up by whoever’s on it already

Which will also depend on:

3. How many of Ram’s partners are actually there with him (that boy is an open-source random-access shareware)