gatheringbones:

hey remember the sun is going away and you’re going to go nuts and to not take it personally

the 5 stages of interpreting this post:

1. wait what’s happening to the sun? apocalypse? gru theft? wat?

2. oh. because it’s evening and the sun is going down, and we all know you shouldn’t listen to anything depressing that your brain says late at night in the dark, because brains are weird that way

3. ohhh. Also because that Dark is gonna be happening sooner and lasting longer now that it’s winter. so many more hours in which your brain will be saying depressing things that don’t make sense.

4. and also maybe there will be an apocalypse where the sun is destroyed. my brain seems to think this is likely

5. (…oh, I guess that’s because it’s gotten pretty dark outside now.)