pigswithwings:

flowers-but-gay:

[ID: An image of a staring emoji with hugely exaggerated eyes. Text overlaid it reads (in all caps) “i am looking AT YOUR SHIRT I’M READING THE TEXT ON YOUR SHIRT THERE’S TEXT ON YOUR SHIRT AND I’M READING IT I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT STARING AT YOUR BOOBS THERE’S JUST TEXT ON YOUR SHIRT AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS”. End ID]

“my eyes are up here, just in case you’re autistic like me and wanna know where not to look. Eye contact sucks so here’s a cool picture instead (optical illusion that looks like it’s spinning)”