halfbytespaceelf:

astercontrol:

pokemonheartgold:

the worst thing about starting to wear glasses. is the Phantom Glasses. i take em off at night and my brain is like ok we’re just gonna imagine theyre there like why. what the fuck

Omg yes

And the phantom glasses that wanna get phantom-pushed up on your nose, prompting your real corporeal fingers to poke yourself in the real eyeballs

With all due respect. Why are you pushing them up by the LENSES?

I mean… I don’t usually? I try to aim for the bridge of the nose. But when a finger aims there and there’s no glasses nosepiece to push on, the bridge of my actual corporeal nose ends up doing nothing but sorta guiding the finger into one eye or another (or both, if I was trying with both fingers).