Sometimes I think I’m too old and my own idea of what’s sexy has been irrevocably shaped by the boring norms of the 1990s and so I’ll never fully reach the level of erotic weirdness that the best minds on this site are capable of

And then I remember the sex scene I wrote about the programmer (my self-insert) overloading her software (also my self-insert) to the point of crashing, by means of too much input in too short a time– accomplished via linguistic data with too many meanings per word (i.e. orgasm through puns)

and I realize, yeah maybe I could be weirder but this is enough, I’m happy