i-t-s—l-i-z-z-y:

doccywhomst:

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

This is why I “know” more about programming than most other people who’ve never actually studied programming– because even without actually studying things, my brain hangs on to delightful little linguistic tidbits like “forking is how you make a child process”