Super infuriating BS on two levels.

I keep getting these obvious scam texts:

- Link that shows absolutely no sign of being part of the actual USPS website

- No specific information about the package or address

- Weird phrasing, including that whole “warmth laughter and joy” thing that is absolutely not how any message from USPS ever talks

Absolutely obvious scam

And yet.

I know for a fact that I do actually HAVE a package in this specific predicament.

It’s a package I ordered online and it was “out for delivery” for one day but now has been “processing” since AUGUST

and I’ve already figured out that I somehow filled out one line of the address wrong when I ordered (auto fill is glitchy as hell for me for some reason and I always have to double check that it didn’t screw anything up and I guess I missed it that time) and I’ve tried to contact the seller about it and have NOT HEARD BACK

And I had been hoping the package would eventually be returned to sender so that they’d have a physical object in their hands forcing them to face the problem, but nope I guess USPS just decided it lives in the processing facility now, permanently

Anyway it’d be real nice if USPS actually HAD a service like what these scammers are claiming to provide.

Dammit.

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