I’m spoonerizing phrases for oral sex and getting mad at myself because “duck my sick” (“get out of the way before I projectile vomit on you”) has been stuck in my head much too long when I could have replaced it with “cuck my sock” (“make my sock angry and/or aroused by wearing its assigned partner as part of a new and mismatched set of socks”)

whole hilarious x rated sock puppet show could have been happening in my head all this time