I’m spoonerizing phrases for oral sex and getting mad at myself because “duck my sick” (“get out of the way before I projectile vomit on you”) has been stuck in my head much too long when I could have replaced it with “cuck my sock” (“make my sock angry and/or aroused by wearing its assigned partner as part of a new and mismatched set of socks”)
whole hilarious x rated sock puppet show could have been happening in my head all this time
Yeah, my brain is definitely not functioning correctly
mine either lol, but then it never quite did